The doctor is in. Bring me your troubles and I'll respond with some advice you may or may not agree with. Ask me anything and I'll contemplate my navel, consult my crystal balls or various esoteric texts and devices before formulating a reply. Questions encoded for propriety may recieve like in kind and I'll leave it to my guides to construct a reply suitable to the question; in such cases the doctor acts merely as a channel without knowlege of the proceedings. Judge the results for yourself. Sometimes you may have to reformulate the question many times before I can answer it. Sometimes I get humorous and sometimes I get cranky. This is a test and may end without notice.